Secret Weapon
(?)
The Springfield Chronicles, 1997
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Lyrics
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well, I've got a secret weapon
and I'm gonna show it to you
I guarantee you're gonna like it
you're gonna ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
and there will be no doubt
when I pull the sucker out
I'm gonna shoot it all over you
don't use great big cannon balls
don't use TNT
it's got it's own kind of ammunition
it makes it real, real hard to see
well we now know
when we turn off the go
you'll be as happy as you can be
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
bang, bang, shoot, shoot
(shoot me)
(GUITAR & HARP SOLOS)
well, I've got a brand new girlfriend
you don't know her name
she likes to shoot a secret weapon
it's one of her favorite games
if the Russians only knew
what a weapon could do
they'd call up on the fuckin'-a
now, I've got a secret weapon
and I'm gonna show it to you
I guarantee you're gonna like it
you're gonna ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
and there will be no doubt
when I pull the sucker out
I'm gonna shoot it all over you
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Copyright 19??, ??
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Created 22 January 2003
Updated 22 January 2003